July 2011
Azula has one of the best villain scenes in...
Captain: Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall.
Azula: I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides. Can you explain something to me?
Captain: Of course.
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said "the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in." Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about having you smashed against the rocky shore?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over...
Jul 19th
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That party sucked
Hardcore. One of the least interesting parties I’ve been to ever. I haven’t feigned that much interest in that many people in quite some time. If I hadn’t been so drunk for the bulk of it, I would have had to leave far earlier than I did. In other news, I’m seeing Dr. Horrible Live tomorrow evening. Hopefully that turns out well.
Jul 16th
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Hey. Hey, tumblr
I want kisses. Someone find me a person who has kisses and will give them to me.
Jul 12th
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Sleep
I’m approaching 24 hours of consciousness. ‘Tis no bueno.
Jul 9th
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Hey, tumblr
I needs me a make-out partner. I miss kissing. I think Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics put it best: Feelings are boring. Kissing is awesome.
Jul 7th
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Kerry Callen's 'Super Antics' Returns to Tackle... →
Jul 5th
No more guilt, but what now?
I’ve done a lot of morally questionable and outright wrong things in my short time here on Earth. A lot of people have suffered because of them. I’d like to believe I’m a better person now, and over time most of those people have expressed that they’ve forgiven me and I’ve come to forgive myself. But, there seems to be some sort of post-guilt feeling that I...
Jul 3rd
Too Long
Who’d have that it would be that easy to get me going after 8 months? I need to do some boning. Like, soon, before these “situations” start becoming evident to others.
Jul 2nd
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The Best Drink
Dude. Jack and Coke is the best drink. The best. Drink.
Jul 1st