is a pain in the ass to be around. I’m glad he won’t be around on my birthday.
Sarah is Tumblng!
I hate beer.
And as a result of shotgunning one, I projectile vomited tonight. Though, the best thing about immediately vomiting after a drink is that you don’t feel sick afterwards.
Beach, Bonfire, and Bomb-Ass Titties
This blog needs more blogging. Here is some. The past couple weeks have been a mix of things. Mostly awesome things. I’ve created a group meme from Ryan Pequin’s Three Word Phrase, an amazing webcomic, and I can’t even begin to express how much I love that everyone else loves it. I’ve also been getting over my crippling fear of water. I’ve made astounding...
I need a drink like I haven't needed a drink in a...
Actually, make that two drinks. Yeah. Two drinks. Bombay Sapphire G+T and Bacardi Gold and Coke. And mix it together in a huge cup. Like, a slurpee cup. That way I can get real drunk real quick and forget this information I could have spared myself from.
I have benefits...
peanutweeter: via @SlappNuttz